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September 9, 2006
Redneck Confessions
Yesterday, I went to the store and bought one of those huge packages of toilet paper. Phyllis buys four at a time, which irritates me. Doesn't she know it is hurricane season? So I bought this crate of toilet paper and needed a place to put it. The plunger was next to our commode, so I decided to put four roles on the handle. It looks really cool! Instead of a handle, all you see is roles of toilet paper. Feel free to borrow that decorating nugget from me. Just write my name on one of the roles, "Designed by David."
This morning I was looking at my decorating work and had the thought that this looked a little "redneck." Of course if Phyllis let me have my way, our house would be decorated in Early Cowboy with hay bales instead of couches.
What do you have around your house that would qualify as redneck? Plants growing out of long neck beer bottles qualifies!
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- David Michael
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- Being a husband and a father is the greatest blessing in my life. I am also a Special Educator to students with an autism spectrum disorder.
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david...please...I am having nightmares!!!
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We didn't want to spend a lot of money on a grill, so one of our friends offered to give us his. (He was replacing his very expensive one during a $100,000 remodeling project.) Last weekend, he brought drove his grill from Nashville, and put it on our back porch.
I didn't see it until after he left. The grill is the biggest POS that I've ever seen. I opened it and a bird's nest fell out of it. The whole thing is ashen, with parts falling off. The wheels are deteriorated, and it kind of stinks.
A neighbor visited and took note. She said, "Oh, does that even work?"
I guess you get what you pay for.
Dear David ,
I'm sorry to say that there is a flaw in your Plunger toilet paper holder thingy. when you have to use the plunger the toilet paper gets a bit water logged :(
Dear Jel,
No flaw here: I have one plunger for taking care of business, and one for decoration.
Doesn't everybody?
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